Right Wing Conspiracy Subway has found itself in a classic case of hoof and mouth disease facing public outcry from the French as a result of a recent ad campagin. "France and Chicken. Somehow it goes together." was the caption found underneath a picture of a chicken dressed as Napolean. Obviosuly, it was considered as another right "wing" conspiracy, crusading against the insipid French snobbery that has recently again caused Americans and French to clash. Rumor has it that the French want to tar and feather (not really) Subway for the ad. Whatever it may be, I found Subway's ad absolutely hilarious and it left me clucking.